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From the desk of the Seraphim Rapheal, [16 Aug 2003|02:38pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

To whom it may concern;

Molly Townsend performed the 'spell of rebirth' with the supervision of the seraphim Rapheal. The spell was performed successfully at the time of 12:35 A.M on August 16, 2003.

2:48 P.M on August 16, 2003 a baby girl named Lillian Anne was born to a Mr. and Ms. Robyns of Wiltshire, United Kingdom.


-Rapheal

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[15 Aug 2003|05:27pm]
So.. its tonight that we do the spell. I'll miss being able to watch over everyone... but I feel this is for the best.. I didn't really have a chance at life before.. now, hopefuly, I will be able to do all the things I missed before.. Like.. singing "C is for cookie" with a bunch of disgruntled con-goers, and eating at almost every thing at an all you can eat buffet in england... amongst many other things..

Just have to wait a few hours before Rapheal can help.. He is a busy seraphim.. ^^;

Time for my last minute goodbyes.. and.. Well.. last-minute heavenly chocolate cake... Brilliant it is.
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what has been up in heaven... [14 Aug 2003|03:44am]
[ mood | hopeful ]

So this friday is it.. Rapheal wants us to wait and just make sure nothin' can go wrong.. He was telling me some horror stories about a few people who tried it.. One of them ending up comin' back as a bit of a.. erm.. duckbill platypus.. Not that there is anything wrong with the noble duckbill.. just... I really don't want to be one..

I'm going to be spending the rest of my time here visiting old relatives and the people I have come to know over these few months. They are truly some of the most wonderful beings I have ever met. Plus.. I have to do a bit of prep work.. Apparently I have to wear these maroon robes.. Maroon is so not my color..

....
I think being around Buffy and her comrades had a profound affect on me.. enough to know maroon is not my color.. and there is nothing that can't be solved by pummeling someone.

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Starbucks in heaven... [29 Jul 2003|07:43pm]
[ mood | creative ]

Apparently.. because of my obsession with the muppets the spell has to be postponed until the next full moon on the 12th of August... Darn you muppety goodness..

Not so much is going on. In heaven.. tons of choirs and plays.. they really like their plays. I can just imagine what Buffy might have done when she was up here.. Rapheal told me you could find her in heaven's starbucks (yes, that evil corporate machine is up here too), and she had a vast collection of women's shoes, so large that is apparently still unequaled.

I'm going to go spend my day chatting it up with some old slayers. I hear one of them faced Elizabeth Bathory.. and there is also a slayer that was turned into a deer.. or something of that sort.. I read about it while I was 'living' its nearly unfathomable that I will actually be meeting them..

I wonder if they had shoe fetishes as well? Is it part of the slayers nature to crave shoes? Or is it just a buffy thing.. curious..

I must take notes...

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! [16 Jul 2003|11:21pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

There is a muppet movie marathon goin' on in heaven...

I think being reborn can wait..

Speakin' of which.. I managed to chat with Rapheal.. (you might have heard of him.. informed Noah of the flood.. I think he also healed a few people.. guards the tree of life..) one of the high seraphim.. He has a very cheerful disposition.. and he heard me out.. and agreed that he would help.. and oversee the spell work to make sure it all runs smoothly..best of all.. he spent time helping me translate.. Well.. I went to him with the books.. Rapheal could not translate the whole thing for me.. or else it wouldn't work... Despite what he says about it being the 'heavenly' language.. I still think its bollocks. =P Now just have to wait for another full moon.. and then we are all set to go..

Oooh! Muppet Treasure Island is starting!! I'll update sporadically... when I get the chance..

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What I have been up to.. [06 Jul 2003|03:33am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

So I guess you all been wonderin' what I've been up to these few weeks..

Well.. I obviously have been in research mode... and Harry Potter mode but thats another story entirely..

The spell I've been researching allows a dead soul to become reborn.. and get a second chance at life.. Not as who I am now.. but I guess that is the whole point of being 'reborn'

I've managed to translate a few of the phrases one being:
Peta Babkama Luruba Anaku
translation: Open the Gate for Me So That I Can Enter Here

Its not that heaven isn't wonderful or anything.. if anything its soddin' perfection if there was ever such a thing. Being here made me understand the grand scheme of things.. and have the time to reflect on it... Life is a weird thing that I think many of us take for granted.. so what I'm working at.. because I have to have permission from at least one of the seraphim to perform this spell.. I just want another chance to do it all over.. but for a longer period this time..

and have I mentioned that I hate the sumerian language? When the spell is finished I never want to see this crusty, old, bloody evil language again.. my eyes feel like they are going to fall out of their sockets.. X.x

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[28 Jun 2003|04:15pm]
[ mood | confused ]

just for irony's sake...

Happy Deathday!
Your name:mollyintraining
You will die on:Tuesday, February 6, 2018
You will die of:Sexually Transmitted Disease
Username:
Created by Quill


0.o;
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[22 Jun 2003|04:07pm]
[ mood | geeky ]

Sod Sumerian..

Harry Potter.. damn your... cult... like.. appeal...

*reads*

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i am a conformist.. hurrah hurrah [20 Jun 2003|08:34pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

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I comformed.. Bad british girl.. bad!

In other news.. I found the bloody text I was looking for.. Now I just have to read it.. Too bad its written in Sumerian.. If the glowy orb of doom can translate Sumerian.. I might as well give it a go..

O.o;

reading ancient texts makes Molly go sumthin' sumthin'... ^^;

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Ugh [18 Jun 2003|05:38pm]
[ mood | bored ]

I nearly forgotten how insanely bland researching can be.. I haven't done any research since I came up here.. I however found a spell that turns your feet into a cactus.. I don't know why people bloody would want to make their feet a cactus..?

I thought being dead I might get to understand humanity better.. and I've come to the conclusion that we are all a bunch of odd-fish.. and will most likely never make sense.. We truly are a bunch of loons.

Why this sudden assumption on the human race? Some bloody wanker up 'ere was chasing me around with a soddin' tomato! I hate squishy things! And people wonder why I never leave my small little 'place' in the sky... sheesh..

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[12 Jun 2003|03:51am]
[ mood | curious ]

Been away for a while..

Just.. haven't felt right.. everything feels unfinished.. I wonder why I'm up here.. even after Prue had a bout with evil.. and I remained oblivious.. well that and I was off training and meditating.

I always thought heaven would be like What Dreams May Come.. I don't think I can hack it up here... Most of the time up here I'm half-cut.. and vegging-out.. I wonder.. I have something I have to look into..

Then after that bit.. lots of ice-cream and telly..

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Knockin' On Heaven's Door [30 May 2003|12:00pm]
[ mood | useless ]

So heaven's in an all out brawl with some demons.. I hear we sent an army down to fight them... only to have them destroyed... not destroyed.. gone.. no soddin' more.. . apparently.. its also because of them that I will never see Annabelle again.. I just feel so powerless.. maybe if I had live until the final battle I could have been a bloody slayer and maybe I could be of some use... But no.. I died a potential.. great.. simply bloody marvelous.. I'm going to have myself a good died before her prime girl pout and maybe train later.. Granted I don't have to worry about things like cholestrol.. but I'm still used to Buffy's and Kennedy's (mostly kennedy's) mornin' drills..

Now 'scuse me.. Need to go kick things..

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[26 May 2003|11:18pm]
[ mood | shocked ]

So.. right.. I've spent the entire day looking for Annabelle.. but the bloody bird is nowhere to be seen.. and now i hear that Annabelle isn't the only missing persons. Wonder whats up with this.. Trying to 'control my fear' but its hard to do that now without Annabelle around.

Now not only am I worried about Spike but now Annabelle..

In other news.. I want to go to disneyland too! Shucks.. hate being dead.

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[21 May 2003|09:56pm]
[ mood | worried ]

Mandy is up here with us now.. the poor bird took it hard... As much as I am fond of the girl.. I would have loved for her to be able to live through it all... I'll be here for her.. just want everyone to know that she is alright..

However.. I'm very concerned about the whereabouts of Spike.. he isn't here.. and I heard that he isn't 'down there' Now I'm worrying my arse off about the whereabouts of my favorite daytime telly chum...

And someone was joking with me.. along the lines of Anya being in a dimension surrounded by bunnies?

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[20 May 2003|08:06pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Bloody git is dead..

Now THATS Hallelujah..

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[19 May 2003|09:07pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Boring.. Boring... staring at the wall.. Tuesdays in heaven.. not so great and exciting as the tuesdays in sunnydale.. Maybe I should learn to crochet?

Ugh.. Now i got this 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.. deedlydeet.. there they are standing in the road bum bum bum.. big ones small ones..'

alright.. never watching Disney movies again.. apparently.. they are the devil....

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[15 May 2003|10:40pm]
[ mood | jealous ]

Gone to go watch the eclipse with Joyce andCassie..

Oh... and man.. during my life I wish I got kissed like THAT! Lucky sod..

Soo... I guess he was the good kisser and he was better at shagging.. makes sense.. Maybe she should get a breath of air and make sure that prat is really dead..


lucky git..

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[13 May 2003|08:55pm]
[ mood | angry ]

I hope Buffy kills Caleb...

Stupid Caleb..

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one tequila.. two tequila... three tequila.. floor... [11 May 2003|11:16am]
[ mood | sore ]

Ugh.... my soddin' head....

Note to self: next time don't drink so much.. well at least not til you willingly sing a britney spears song in public. and actually question the sexuality of the lord of the rings cast members.. All poofs I tell ya.. particularly that 'wood' fellow... Oh man... wonder if I'm going to get in trouble for this?

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"its time for those who are different to stand united" [10 May 2003|11:54pm]
[ mood | satisfied ]

........Flaweless Victory... ^^V

*crashes on pillow* Mmm ... sleepytime..

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